Do you dew?

 Okay, so as many of my close friend know, I am addicted to Diet Mtn Dew. The worst part about it is that I absolutely love my addiction, that's why I have an addiction. I started drinking the dew about two and a half years ago and it gradually got out of hand. What started out as one 32ounce fountain drink a day turned into a few 20ounce bottles and a 2liter every day. Obviously I know that this cannot be good for me and my precious little organs, but I can't seem to kick the habbit. I often refer to my dew as my boyfriend or some other romantic title because I love it so much. Truthfully though, my lips touch my dew more than they've ever touched lips. So lately I've been trying to only have four cans a day... some of you reading this are probably freakin' out because that sounds like a lot to y'all... but it's cuttin' back for me!
 I am trying to cut the dew out of my life all together but I've found that I have beverage association issues. For instance, for some they wake up and absolutely must have their coffee or their whole day is off, and the same goes for me with my ice cold dew. Every morning I wake up and sip on my dew as I get ready, it's part of my routine (can 1). Usually I get in the car and go somewhere, and I have to have an ice cold dew to bring with me on the road (can 2). Then while I'm out and about doing whatever I will buy a 20ounce bottle and sip on it for an hour or so (bottle of soda which I don't include in my 4 cans). Eventually I mosey on home or wherever I am going to end up for the night and have a few glasses of ice cold dew with my dinner (last 2 cans).
 As you can tell, I am a sad dew-drinkin' fool. My goal is to stop drinking my dew all together by 2012... which is only a few months away. I really don't want to stop, but it's getting to be an expensive habbit that I don't want to keep forkin' out the dough for.
 Y'all, pray for me.